Give Me The Rock
this is fantasy basketball
Yes, that’s right folks! Step right up! It’s the strangest thing to have emerged from the Blogosphere since Mark Cuban’s prize fight of words with Charles Barkley!
This right here is the first ever Carnival of the Fantasy NBA! Providing news and insights from all around the country (perhaps even from other countries)… the finest in entertainment and fantasy knowledge!
Aaaaaaaaaaand now! The starting lineup for yoooooooooooooour Fantasy Bloggers!
At forward, 6’9″, 215, Fantasy Basketblog! Well, I tell you Kenny, those guys are all over what’s going on this weekend. It’s really useful if you’re in a league with daily lineup changes (I pity the foo).
At the other forward, 6’11″, 270, Fantasy Basketball Guru. Is it really worth letting injury-prone players go now that the IL no longer exists? Well, I tell ya, Charles, it makes for a hard sell for some guys.
At guard, 6’3″, 195, EasyMarksman! You can tell a lot from one game… or can you?
At the other guard, 6’5″, 204, Drop the Dime! Those are some hot guards he’s got there Kenny. Almost as hot as the new Dwyane’s. I’m confident this guy will be blowing up like TJ Ford, Chris Duhon, and Delonte West all season.
And at center, 7’10″, 350, the Master of Ceremonies, Give Me The Rock! In my day, FC meant Forward-Center, and OS meant Operating System. Well, Reggie, that just shows you how far the world of fantasy basketball has evolved in such a short period of time.
The coach of the fantasy basketbloggers is Fantasy Basketball Coach. He campaigning (rightfully so after the preseason) for Illanueva for ROY. I think Chris Paul and Andrew Bogut will have something to say about that.
We’ll take a short commercial break and be back with the tip-off.
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