
Legend has it that a tortured soul called Davy Jones (Stephon Marbury) lives beneath the Madison Square Sea Garden, his still-beating broken heart locked away in a chest, and a terrible sea beast (Starbury) at his command. Unfortunately for the notorious pirate Captain Jack Sparrow (Isiah Thomas), this particular legend is very real. Years ago, Jack made a deal with Davy Jones, who is now expecting him to make good on his promise by handing himself over to Jones’s servitude. But Jack will not give in without a fight, which is especially bad news for Will Turner (Channing Frye) and Elizabeth Swann (Nate Robinson), who always seem to get caught up in Jack’s mishaps. If Jack can’t find a way to rid himself of Davy Jones once and for all, it may just spell the end for the three adventurers.
(How perfect was that? I pretty much just added Madison Square Garden in there and the rest just unfolds effortlessly!)

Stephon Marbury as Davy Jones

Isiah Thomas as Captain Jack Sparrow

Channing Frye shooting over Amare Stoudemire… I mean, as Will Turner

Nate Robinson as Elizabeth Swann

The Real Nate Robinson as Elizabeth Swann