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Categorized as: NBA Cheerleaders, Videos
Posted on: January 7th, 2007

Hornets247.com is posting about cheerleaders. Don’t worry guys, I’m on it! First, kudos to Ron of Hornets247.com for his steadfast dedication to the method, as he states in the post, he checked out every dancer eligible for the 2007 Vegas NBA All-Star Dance Team. Ron DID NOT half-ass things here. His vote for top cheerleader is Katherine of the Miami Heat. Not only is Katherine smoking hot, but her outfit in that video is borderline criminal. Ron’s vote for the top dance squad overall is the San Antonio Spurs. One of the things I like about the Spurs dance team is that Kim and Laura look like sisters. Does that kind of thing work for anyone else?


Hello Katherine! Did David Stern approve that outfit?
Katherine of the Miami Heat

Also, Nels, would you care to respond to Ron’s comment that the Bulls’ entrants are the fugliest in the league? Shannon’s kind of cute, I guess, in a “I know she’s my cousin, but…” kind of way.


Shannon of the LuvaBulls
Shannon of the LuvaBulls

Finally, say you’re planning on visiting either Nels, mabeuf, or myself, based solely on the quality of our local dance team entrants. Who would you visit? Sorry, Nels (as cool a guy as he is) would have to be out. I think the choice between mabeuf and I is pretty close, although it’s not like either of us live in Miami. In the end, I think you’d hop that plane to see mabeuf because all Houston’s entrants seem real cute, while the gals in Boston look like they’re up to something. Something like getting you drunk, having your baby, and then taking all your money in child support payments.

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  • mabeuf

    Not going to lie, i like what Boston is serving up. Though going to 10 Rockets games and seeing the ‘Rockets Power Dancers’ perform their ‘art’ has left me wanting something new.

  • http://www.givemetherock.com Nels

    I’m not ready to say the Bulls Dancers are the worst team out there (or at least the worst trio among the candidates). But they are going to end up in the lottery.

    Also, you’re dead on with the Boston dancers. There’s something they’re not telling us.