Give Me The Rock
this is fantasy basketball
or: Sure, I’d be happy for the Warriors in the playoffs, but the truth is I’m just part of the East Coast Hype Machine
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So, yeah, I hear the Bulls won a game. General question: Have you been to a game where you get free food if your team hits 100? You want it. You want it more than Lang Whitaker wants Eva Mendes.
Having only been to about 2 playoff basketball games, my most enduring memory of live basketball games was when Jannero Pargo scored the 100th point on a floater in the lane against the Bobcats of Charlotte. That was the loudest I’d heard the UC get until that OT game against the Cavs just about 2 weeks ago now. Yes, sir. I can remember that moment as well as I can remember just about anything else that has occurred in my life. And not just because it was loud. Because everyone in that stadium wanted the Big Mac.
That game against the Cavs, I wanted a Big Mac, sure. But I wasn’t sweating and jumping out of my seat and yelling and almost crying because of the Big Mac. I was doing all that because it was a close game and not a 30 point blow out.
So if the Knicks, or just Stevie and Nate Rob, want to complain, then they should provide better fucking entertainment. They should make people cheer for the Bulls to win the game instead of having to even take an interest in getting a free Big Mac. That’s on you. Eat ‘em dry.
Just like bv at Fantasy Basketblog, I’m getting sick of all this end of the year stuff. Time to man up. It’s playoff time.
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