So: Ever wanted to see how’d you’d fare in a fantasy league with Patrick and Me (aka Nels)?
Well, here’s your chance!
Leave a comment and/or send an email for the chance (probably a very good chance) to participate in the First Annual Inaugural Give Me The Rock Readers Digestive Head-To-Head Fantasy Basketball League Pro Am Season Game.
There are currently 10 spots open. The first 10 people to leave a comment and/or send an e-mail to the correct e-mail address will get in. With your comment and/or e-mail, please leave at least one sentence about who you are and/or why you want to be in the league. This is important, because if you stop participating in the league, you will be berated, degraded, and hated on this blog until the shame permanently burns itself into your soul. You can leave your e-mail address in the comments section form and no one but me (aka Nels) will see it.
If you still really need more information, it’s a Head-to-Head league (as should be obvious from the name of the league), with the standard categories: FG%, FT%, 3PTM, PTS, REB, AST, ST, BLK, TO; and the standard positions: PG, SG, G, SF, PF, F, C, C, Util, Util, BN, BN, BN. Rosters will be set on a weekly basis on the standard day: Monday. So, no shenanigans being pulled or anything. It will be a fair fight.
Prizes: Because who doesn’t want prizes? The winner will receive a copy of :07 Seconds or Less as well as TIPOFF (the 1984 draft). Both books are hardcover super-limited editions. I mean, I only have one copy of each, so they must super-limited, right?