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Archive for November, 2007

Day 31 of 170: The Day The Celtics Beat The Knicks

Posted by Nels on November 30th, 2007 filed in Author: Nels, Boston Celtics, Fantasy Basketball, New York Knicks

Yes, there have been other days when the Celtics beat the Knicks. And there will probably be more days when the Celtics beat the Knicks. But probably not many more that will top the drubbing the Knicks took last night.
Line of the Night: Baron Davis (6.35) had to actually play in his game, so he [...]

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Notes on the Celtics vs. Knicks

Posted by Patrick on November 29th, 2007 filed in Author: Patrick, Diatribes

This Celtics/Knicks game tonight is great. First, it’s on TNT with the sublime Marv Albert doing play by play – his voice just makes me want to sodomize someone. In a good way. Second, the Celtics are legitimately sodomizing the Knicks. Pierce just hit a three seconds ago to put the Celtics up 65 to [...]

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Day 30 of 170: Action Jackson

Posted by Nels on November 29th, 2007 filed in Author: Nels, Fantasy Basketball

Line of the Night: Stephen Jackson (5.27) had 5 steals and 3 threes last night. His other stats weren’t all the great (in fact, Shawn Marion [5.72] and Dwight Howard [5.43] technically had better nights), but sometimes you have to root for the underdogs. The Matrix and Not Sure What His Nickname Is will have [...]

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Pickup of the Year: Marko Jaric

Posted by Nels on November 28th, 2007 filed in Author: Nels, Diatribes, Fantasy Basketball, Minnesota Timberwolves, Random Stuff

If you hadn’t already heard, The Big Lead lets you know that Marko Jaric is dating Adriana Lima.

Yup, that one.
Also, this one:

And this one:

Now imagine if she had a twin and you were a tall, “sensitive” (according to Patrick), European with a HUGE
basketball contract:

I really just wanted to post this cause I thought [...]

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Day 29 of 170: The Anthony Carter Explosion

Posted by Nels on November 28th, 2007 filed in Author: Nels, Denver Nuggets, Fantasy Basketball

Line of the Night: Normally this would go to LeBron James (6.08), but he only had 4 rebounds and shot 11/25, and really, how many times is Anthony Carter (4.76) going to get the line of the night? Well, if he keeps up the 5 steals a game thing, probably a lot more than anyone [...]

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Day 28 of 170: Agent Three to the Rescue

Posted by Patrick on November 27th, 2007 filed in Author: Patrick, Fantasy Basketball

Line of the Night: Caron Butler (6.5). Who needs Agent Zero when you’ve got Agent err… Three, I guess. Butler went off for 35 on 13 for 17 shooting, was perfect from the free throw line, had 5 threes, 8 rebounds, a couple steals, and a partridge in a pear tree.*
Honorable Mentions: Chris Paul (6.0) [...]

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Day 27 of 170: Jamario Moon? I Don’t Think We’ve Met

Posted by Patrick on November 26th, 2007 filed in Author: Patrick, Fantasy Basketball

Line of the Night: I’m bucking trend here and selecting Carlos Boozer (4.7) over Kobe Bryant (5.3) and LeBron James (5.3). The GMTR club only has a couple rules, but one of them is when a man hits 17 of 20 shots in a game, you give him the line of the night award. That [...]

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