Line of the Night: Steve Nash (10.7). Although triple doubles get me excited, I’m going strictly by the game score here. LeBron James (6.6) got a triple double with room to spare (32 points, 15 rebounds and 13 assists – that’s how a real man does it), but his percentages still leave a lot to be desired. Nash scored 34 with 7 threes, 11 assists and 5 rebounds and he was able to do it much more efficiently than Lebron. Both the Suns and the Cavs lost, however, which leads me to make this wild out-of-my-ass assumption: Every time Nash leads the Suns in shots taken, they lose.
Honorable Mentions: James, Josh Smith (8.9), Kevin Garnett (7.9), Hedo Turkoglu (6.7).
Waiver Wire Line of the Night: Sam Cassell (7.7). The tank is not on E quite yet. Cassell led the Clips to a win over the Pacers with 35 points, 8 assists and a couple of threes and steals. Plus, it led to this great quote about Cassell (from the AP recap): “He’s older than dirt, but he gets it done,” Clippers center Chris Kaman joked. “He can still shoot the basketball.” Tread lightly Chris Kaman. Tread lightly.
Goat of the Night: Peja Stojakovic (-5.8) – 5 points on 2 for 13 from the field, 2 rebounds and no assists. We celebrate their achievements zeal and then rip them down hard the minute they stop performing. Peja your 10 threes are so yesterday, in fact, I barely remember it happening. What have you done for us lately?