Notes on the Celtics vs. Knicks

Categorized as: Author: Patrick, Diatribes
Posted on: November 29th, 2007

This Celtics/Knicks game tonight is great. First, it’s on TNT with the sublime Marv Albert doing play by play – his voice just makes me want to sodomize someone. In a good way. Second, the Celtics are legitimately sodomizing the Knicks. Pierce just hit a three seconds ago to put the Celtics up 65 to 31 in the third quarter. The Knicks look horrible, Stephon Marbury and Quentin Richardson are throwing up airballs, KG is forcing his will in the paint, and Ray Allen is just toying with the Knicks D. Third, TNT just showed a quick shot of Donny Wahlberg sitting in the front row. Screw Jack Nicholson, When a Wahlberg shows up to one of your games, you know your team has made it.

Unfortunately, I have Marbury on a couple of my fantasy teams, which has put me in the dreaded position of rooting against my team in certain spots. Although at this point I just hope Marbury goes to the bench and sits out the rest of the game so he doesn’t cause my team any more harm. I think we’ve just hit that point in the game.

UPDATE: In the time it took me to write this post, the Celtics have increased their lead to 82-37. It’s gotten to the point where this Onion article – Fire Isiah Chant Breaks Out During Knicks’ Front-Office Meeting – may have actually happened.

I’ll end with a great quote from Charles Barkley during the game, “his [Isiah’s] job is as safe as me in a room full of cookies. The cookies have no damn chance.”

Rondo’s got this one under control

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