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Line of the Night: Kobe Bryant (5.5) is so excited that the Lakers traded for Pau Gasol, he went out and got line of the night for the second straight day in a row – a rundown first this year. If you were busy having a ménage et trois in a phone booth last night or just come to GMTR for your news (scary): According to Commercial Appeal (just go there and tell me that doesn’t look like a fake website a la the Onion), the Lakers sent Kwame Brown, Javaris Crittenton Aaron McKie, the draft rights to Marc Gasol (Pau’s brother, whoopee!), two crappy first-round draft picks (2008 and 2010) and cash considerations to the Grizzles for Pau Gasol. No wonder Kobe is happy. The Lakers are a powerhouse team with Gasol, especially when Bynum gets back. Oh, in case you were wondering, Kobe had 46 with 7 boards, 5 assists and 4 threes in a 121 to 101 win against the Raptors. No word on whether he played the entire game with an erection, or just the first half.
Marc Gasol: The apple doesn’t fall far from some very hairy tree

Honorable Mentions: Stephen Jackson (4.6) went for 19/3/7 adding 3 threes and 3 steals; Mehmet Okur (4.5) seems to be back from whatever alternate dimension he was in earlier this year with 27 and 11 and 5 assists yesterday; Jason Kidd (4.5) should trademark his lines – 11 points, 12 assists and 4 steals – that’s a Jason Kidd approved line; I kept this honorable mentions long so we could hear from a couple guys we haven’t heard from in a while – Peja Stojakovic (4.4) finished with 25 off 7-13 from the three and grabbed 9 boards; and Tracy McGrady (4.4) only had 19 points, but also finished with 9 assists, 3 steals, and 3 threes.
Timing is… Everything: Chris Paul had 19 assists yesterday, which would normally earn him at least an honorable mention. But all those assists don’t quite look as good when Kidd has 12, Brandon Roy has 11, Andre Miller has 11, and Deron Williams has 12.
Waiver Wire Line of the Night: Andray Blatche (5.4) had the second best line of the night behind the Back Mamba, going for 19 and 13 with 3 steals and 4 blocks. It’s his third straight start filling in for the injured Caron Butler and he’s showing that he can fill the stat sheet when given the minutes.
In other very tall man news, Jeff Foster (3.9) is starting with Jermaine O’Neal out and he delivered a 13 point, 17 rebound performance in 35 minutes yesterday. The man can rebound, I’ll give him that. And no more.
The Biggest Loser (just cause my shot ain’t fallin, doesn’t mean I’m gonna stop edition): Jamal Crawford (1.9) used the Knicks/Blazers overtime game to go 6 for 27 from the field and 1 of 11 for three. Damn, that’s brutal. I’m amazed he found some non-shooting time to dish out 4 assists. I’m not surprised he didn’t get any rebounds (cause it’s tough to rebound your own miss). Al Thornton (1.8) attempted to one-up Crawford by going 1-15 from the field in his 43 minutes on the court.
A final congratulations to the Lakers for quickly becoming one of the favorites for the NBA Finals. Let’s celebrate!