Line of the Night: Shawn Marion (5.64) continues to produce. Phoenix played last night, and I’ll admit I have to keep reminding myself that Marion is no longer with them. Marion is definitely contributing more to his new team than the guy he got traded for, but as the Heat lost their 24th of 25 games, Marion is realizing that grass only looks greener on the Miami beaches. It’s really just lots of sand. Cause they’re beaches. Not much grass.
Anyway, Marion 23/7/3 with 4 and 1 (steals and blocks), and 3 threes. Classic Shawn Marion. Ain’t nothing changed but the rent.
Honorable Mentions: Steve Nash (reminder: no longer on Shawn Marion’s team) (5.48) had 24/6/13 with 4 threes and a block; Dwyane Wade (5.0) had 30/7/7.
Waiver Wire Line of the Night: Since there were only 2 games last night, this one is pretty easy. If Thabo Sefolosha (4.26) is still available in your league, seriously, you’re playing against people who aren’t paying attention. Sef had 17/12/1 with 4 steals.
Weird Statistical Error of the Night: Boris Diaw (5.06????) shot 3/9 but is listed as having 10 points in the FG% category. That’s more like Biggest Loser material, and certainly not enough or 3rd place overall on the night.
The Biggest Loser: Just when people start to get hot on Joakim Noah (1.40), he only gets to play 15 minutes, scoring 4 points and getting only 2 rebounds.
Okay, something really weird is going on… Dorell Wright (1.50????) had 19/8/4 with 2 steals and a block; not to mention the 2 threes. There’s no way that’s only a 1.50. I think some at NBA.com took off early for the All Star game.
Friday’s Tiny Dancer: Now, the Phoenix Suns Dance Team is consistently one of the best in the league, but remember, Shawn Marion is not on the Suns anymore. So, we have to settle for one of the Miami Heat dancers today. I know. Major Bummer.