Give Me The Rock

There is not much I can really add that hasn’t already been said about Bussinger-gate in terms of the “blogosphere vs. MSM”. But let me proffer this: This is not a “blog” problem or an “MSM” problem. This is not a necessarily a problem at all, depending on how you view American society as a whole (and the rest of the world, perhaps, I don’t know what Deadspin’s map overlay looks like). The fact is just that the generation(s) that are growing up now and consuming information are the generations that were raised from babes with The Simpsons, and grew up with South Park and The Family Guy. So the threshold is higher in the sense that sports fans are used to “crude and lewd” and many of us have absorbed that into our sense of humor. If journalists and writers in the MSM think that the style that Deadspin, With Leather, etc. have is disgusting, it is probably because those journalists and writers are of a generation that grew up and developed a different sense of what is funny and what is objectionable.

That’s my theory. For what it’s worth.

And for what it’s worth (to address another disturbingly childish and all too common attack on bloggers): I own a $500,000 home (that’s a half a million dollars in case anyone thinks I made a typo) within the city limits of Chicago, IL (3.9 miles from Wrigley Field), and I work for a Fortune 500 company (which is significantly higher in those rankings than Disney, ESPN’s parent company), and I like my job, and I’m keeping it. Oh, and my mom lives in Portland, OR (Hi Mom!), putting me about 2,126 miles from her basement.

And now I just want to go over to YardBarker and give a thumbs up to every Verified Athlete post over there just to throw the bird up at the Middle Man Media.

I was going to actually write something about the whole DeShawn-LeBron-Soulja-Boy-Jay-Z thing, but I’ll just do a quick recap in case anyone missed it:

0. Evidently, LeBron said the Wizards suck.
1. Publicly, DeShawn Stevenson said LeBron was overrated.
2. LeBron said that responding to DeShawn would be like Jay-Z responding to Soulja Boy.
3. Soulja boy showed up at Game 3.
4. Jay-Z recorded a track dissing DeShawn (you can download it at the link up there)

I’m pretty sure R. Kelly is orchestrating this whole thing. Just you wait. When a midget shows up in the beef, then you’ll believe me.

I’m cutting short the whole MisPlaced CapitaliZation ScanDal because Becky through out an Arrested Development reference. I almost felt like that was worth a whole post by itself, but there really isn’t anything more to write. Too bad I had the Suns getting to the WCF in my BallHype Bracket. But, since none of the series are over yet, I am still tied for first place overall.

And finally, LOLSonics. It’s almost like today is Friday with all this stuff that going around.

I know the feeling. The NBA regular season is over and your life feels empty. Fantasy baseball is a nicotine patch to last through the summer, but fantasy football sucks, as does having to face the real world without being able to talk about how you picked up Beno Udrih in the third week of the season and now he’s your starting point guard on your first place team. So, what do you do?

Have you tried playoff fantasy basketball? You don’t hear much about fantasy basketball during the playoffs. With the popularity of regular reason fantasy sports, I wonder what’s keeping it from being bigger. An extremely long regular season can’t help. After 82 games and almost 6 months, it can be tough finding takers for another month and a half. And after scouring the internet for good 2 minutes, I wasn’t able to find a site that will let you manage a fantasy basketball league with your friends during the playoffs. As Bill Simmons would say, its 2008, can’t we make this happen already?

In fact, this playoff league is the first that I’ve done. We were able scrounge up five teams and the commissioner is keeping stats by hand like its 1985. Eight players per team. Scoring consists of adding up points, rebounds, assists, steals, and blocks for each player for the duration of the playoffs. Here’s how my draft went (I had the second pick).

1. Kobe (Garnett was my first choice, but he went number 1)
2. Pau Gasol (At this point, I’m pulling for a Lakers/Celtics final)
3. Ray Allen (Really pulling)
4. Amare Stoudemire (all the good Celtics and Pistons are gone – time to speculate)
5. David West (I feel better about this pick now, but at the time, all the “experts” could talk about was the Hornets “lack of playoff experience”)
6. Caron Butler (with guys like Jason Kidd and Mehmet Okur going at this point in the draft, I couldn’t help myself)
7. Gilbert Arenas (As long as I was hitching myself to the Wizards bandwagon… ugh… this will probably turn out to be the worst pick out of anyone’s draft)
8. Tracy McGrady (Give me 7 games, Tracy. That’s all I ask)

Considering guys like Rondo and Tayshaun Prince were drafted, it seem like I went with “pick great players even if they’re going to go out in the first round approach.” And now that the Suns, Wizards, and Rockets all look they won’t make it out of the first round, I can see how that might have not been the best plan of attack. Interestingly, no Hawks or Sixers were picked and I picked the only Rocket (in the last round). Now that the Jazz are up 3-1, maybe I should have passed. But Carmelo Anthony and Iverson were drafted from the Nuggets and Chris Bosh was taken, so maybe there’s still a chance.

I’m sitting here, and it’s Wednesday morning, and I feel like I should be writing something. But I don’t want to do a playoff recap… that’s already been done to death, and besides, this blog is about fantasy basketball.

So, instead, I present the first draft of The Petition for the Standardization of Fantasy Basketball

I am doing this because it is clear that fantasy basketball is a 2nd class citizen to the established behemoths of fantasy football and fantasy baseball. My belief is that with a standardization of the rules for fantasy basketball, it will become more accessible to people who are confused by the many variations currently available.

The Articles of Petition:

1. There shall be 2 acceptable formats for fantasy basketball: 1) Rotisserie, 2) Head-to-Head. The articles that follow apply equally to both of these formats, except where noted.

2. There shall be 9 scoring categories, and they shall be (their standard abbreviations are noted): 1. Field Goal Percentage (FG%), 2. Free Throw Percentage (FT%), 3. Three-pointers Made (3PTM), 4. Points Scored (PTS), 5. Rebounds (includes Defensive and Offensive) (REB), 6. Assists (AST), 7. Steals (ST), 8. Blocks (BLK), 9. Turnovers (TO). The previous order shall be the standard order for listing the scoring categories.

3. The lineups shall be set weekly, and the scoring weeks shall start with games played on Monday and conclude with games played on Sunday.

4. The standard lineup will consist of: PG, SG, G, SF, PF, F, C, C, Util, Util, Bench, Bench, Bench.

5. The standard for drafting teams shall be: Live Draft with 1 minute and 30 seconds or 2 minutes to draft a player (I’m okay with changing this according to the level of experience of the league). The draft shall be conducted prior to the start of the season, as early as is allowed by the selected fantasy league provider.

6. The standard league size shall be 12 teams, with 10 and 14 teams be acceptable alternatives.

7. There shall be no maximum number of moves, nor maximum number of trades. For rotisserie leagues only: There shall be a maximum of 82 games played per position. Since lineups are set on a weekly basis, I don’t see this being an issue.

8. Standard Waiver Time shall be 2 days.

9. Scoring for the league shall begin on the first day of the regular season.

10. Scoring for the league shall end no later than 2 weeks prior to the end of the regular season. For Head-to-Head leagues, the end of the season shall proceed as follows: 6 teams make the playoffs based on regular season standings, with the top 2 teams getting a bye for the first week of the playoffs. The first round and second round of the playoffs will be 1 week each. The final (championship) round of the playoffs will be 2 weeks in length. In a 25 week regular season (where week 25 consists of only 1 or 2 games played by each team; which the NBA has used for the past 3 years) this means the playoffs will start in week 19. The second round will be week 20. And the final round will span weeks 21 and 22. For rotisserie leagues: this simply means the end of the fantasy season will be the end of week 22.

11. The fantasy trade deadline shall be approximately 2 weeks after the NBA trade deadline.

12. Trades shall be voted on by the league with a majority of owner vetoes required to block the trade.

13. The initial waiver wire priority order shall be the reverse order of the draft. Other than that, waiver wire priority is already fairly standardized.

14. For leagues with inexperienced members, the Can’t Cut List shall be provided by the provider of the fantasy league system. For leagues with experienced members, there shall be no Can’t Cut List.

End of Petition.

Please let me know if there is anything that needs to be added. I’m sure there is, even though I’ve been working on this for a while already.

I had an empty feeling in my stomach this weekend because there were no regular season games to recap (although the playoffs started on an exciting note). But after investing 170 days of our lives, it’s only fitting to recap the best and worst of the season that was. What do you say, Nels?

Let’s start with the fantasy MVP

Nels: Chris Paul. I mean, as much as I was going with the Heart thing as kind of a running joke (for me, at least) I came to real that Paul really was the fantasy basketball MVP this year. Also, interesting to note that even though Kobe played 2 more game than CP3, their Fantasy Scores are actually closer when you look at Average stats than totals.

Patrick: Chris Paul. He finished the season number 1 on the GMTR player rater by a Chicago mile (both with turnovers and without – which is a big deal – since LeBron went from 2nd to 4th when turnovers were included). What more can I say about Chris Paul that I haven’t already said a thousand times? Not much. I would take him number 1 again next year without a worry.

Line of the Year

Patrick: After digging through 170 days worth of lines, I like Lebron James’ 50 points, 8 rebounds, 10 assists and 4 steals on Day 128, Kobe’s 53 points, 10 rebounds, 3 steals, and 9 threes on Day 151, Chris Paul’s 42 points, 5 rebounds, 9 assists, 4 threes, and 8 steals on Day 100, and Baron Davis’ 33/11/15 with 5 threes on Day 25. I’m tempted to throw in Marcus Camby’s line of 8 points, 24 rebounds, and 11 blocked shots. But he didn’t even get LotN that day, so I guess I’d go with Lebron on Day 128. He had 4-5 jaw dropping lines during the year, so he gets the award for style and consistency.

Nels: It’s probably not physically the best line, but with 39 points and 5 threes on 14/28 and 6/7, alongside 11 rebounds, 8 assists and 2 steals, Kobe Bryant’s game on Dec. 23, 2007 was one of the few Lines of the Night that I can remember that got to a 7 on NBA.com’s Player Rater.

Rookie of the Year

Nels: Kevin Durant is the first rookie listed on NBA.com’s Player Rater. He’s at number 61, which seems pretty high for a rookie.

Patrick: Kevin Durant: As much as I like Al Horford (not particularly that much) facts are facts. Despite all the press about how Durant “can’t shoot” or “play defense” or “doesn’t rebound” or “isn’t a shooting guard”, he finished ranked 60 on the GMTR rater to Horford’s 103. Hell, Horford isn’t even the rookie runner-up as Jamario Moon finished at 99. It wasn’t a glorious season for the Sonics (that’s a bit of an understatement) but Durant led the Sonics as well as any other 19-year-old in the history of the game and he finished the season averaging 20.3 points and 89% from the line.

Most Improved Player

Patrick: I’ll go with Danny Granger, who finished the year ranked #25 on the GMTR rater, ahead of Jason Kidd, Andre Iguodala, Vince Carter, and Gerald Wallace. Granger took control of a Pacers team that missed Jermaine O’Neal for 40 games this year, and he went from a 14 point a game guy to a 20 point a game guy, with 2.1 threes to boot. He’s also a good defensive player, averaging 6 boards, 1.2 steals and 1.1 blocks a game this year.

Nels: Chris Paul. That’s right. Find me someone who increased their assists by nearly 3 per game while decreasing their average turnovers. Find me someone took 400 more shots, while increasing their FG% by 5 points. Paul also increased his FT% by over 3 points, and got almost 1 more steal per game than in the previous season. I know I should try to find someone who fits the mold of a MIP more (i.e., someone who isn’t an MVP candidate), but Chris Paul has to have improved as much as anyone else in the league.

And look at this picture from his NBA.com profile page.

Biggest Disappointment

Nels: My starting bid here is Mike Conley. I was expecting something more along the lines of Chris Paul’s rookie year (16.1 points, 5.1 rebounds, and 7.8 assists) rather than what MC gave us (9 pts, 2.6 rebs, 4.2 ast). I mean, I wasn’t realistically expecting actual Paul performance, but I was looking at something more like 11/4/6. Yeah, not that much of a difference, but Conley also only played 53 games.

Patrick: This one is personal. After a hot finish to 2007 where he was averaging about 20 points a game, I drafted Walter Herrmann as a sleeper in 3 separate leagues, including the CBS 30-man in round 5 when I still didn’t have a starting center (which ultimately was my demise in the playoffs) and a keeper league where I immediately signed him to a 3 year deal. Then I sat in pain and watched him play in a measly 17 games for the Bobcats, averaging 10 minutes and 4 points a game. I got a little hope when he was traded to the Pistons (I still had him in the keeper league), but the playing time was the same, and he finished out the year averaging 7 minutes in 28 games.

Waiver Wire Guy of the Year

Patrick: Jamario Moon. Anytime someone has to ask the people running the league (as in someone asking the CBS employees in the CBS Sports 30-man league) to actually add a player to the list of available free agents so he could be picked up, that’s the waiver wire player of the year in my book. And my runner up would be Beno Udrih, who went from the D-League to starting point guard for the Kings and averaging 5+ assists a game.

Nels: Jamario Moon. Moon was another ROY candidate, and came in pretty close to Durant (3.44 to 3.86 respectively). But, unlike Durant, I’m fairly certain that Moon went undrafted in most - if not all - leagues. Maybe someone took him in Patrick’s 30 team league [Patrick – Moon wasn’t even on the list of available players to be drafted]… Moon’s year end numbers don’t look all that impressive: 8.5, 6.2, 1.2 with 1 steal, 1.4 blocks, and only 0.65 turnovers, but he played in 78 games and considering that he could have been had for the price of a last round flier pick, you could have easily done worse. I know I did in at least one league.

Injury of the Year

Nels: Gilbert Arenas. For someone declared to be a consensus #1 overall pick in August, getting injured 3 weeks into the season and not returning until day 156 (when everyone else decided to return from injury) is Major Payne.

Patrick: There are three major injuries that stick in my head: Elton Brand, Gilbert Arenas, and Andrew Bynum. Everyone knew that Brand was going to miss most, if not all, of the year, so he is out. And while Arenas’ injury came at the beginning of the season, Bynum’s injury is burned into my memory the most. He was out by January 14th and teased owners for the rest of the year.

Biggest Loser

Patrick: The New York Knicks, the worst team in the history of professional sports. Let’s start with the losing. 23-59. Throw in the Isiah Thomas, who destroyed Zach Randolph and Eddy Curry (poor little David Lee didn’t have a chance). The Stephon Marbury experience, complete with sex the back of a truck, skipping games because he was mad at Thomas, being bench by his teammates only to have Isiah play him anyway, season ending ankle surgery in January just because, and this quote: “I’ve got so much shit on Isiah and he knows it. He thinks he can fuck me, but I’ll fuck him first. You have no idea what I know.” Throw in a sexual-harassment lawsuit, a $160 million payroll, Fire Isiah chants and fans getting thrown out of games, and everything else and you have a biggest loser.

Nels: Eddy Curry. Crap. Nevermind. Curry only dropped 5 places on the GMTR Player Rater from last season. Next up, how about Marco Belinelli? He was taken (probably by me) at number 116 in the GMTR Mock Draft, and ended up at 388 on the Player Rater. Did anyone else actually pick him? I know I did it in at least one league.

Draft This Guy Next Year

Nels: Dwight Howard. I took Howard in the Readers League this year and traded him for Manu Ginobli. At the time I thought that was kind of a stupid thing to do, but since I already had a small ball team, I went with it. Ginobli ended up at 11 (according to NBA.com) while Howard finished at 27, so it was a good trade for me (not that it actually mattered anyway). But next season, Howard is only going to improve his game, and get closer to being the perennial lottery fantasy draft pick that Shaquille O’Neal once was.

Patrick: Zach Randolph. It might sound crazy, but you probably could get Randolph around pick 70-100 in next year’s draft. He finished this season ranked 73 on the rater and with Isiah gone, it can’t get any worse than that, right?

Don’t Draft This Guy Next Year

Patrick: Unless the Raptors trade TJ Ford, avoid Jose Calderon in drafts next year. Nothing against the talented Calderon, who was sweet peaches for Toronto this year, averaging 8+ assists a game (9+ assists in his starts). But the end of this season has shown that the Raptors consider Ford is their starting point guard. As long as he’s healthy, Calderon is going to average around 22 minutes a game. And that’s not worth a high draft pick.

Nels: Jamario Moon. I’m using Moon more as a template of the kind of player you need to watch out for when drafting next season. The kind of player I’m talking about is the one that comes out of no where to have an awesome season (what we call a “sleeper”). The problem is, he’s not a sleeper anymore. Now he’s a player that everyone is going to want to take to look like they know what they’re doing. If you establish a round or specific place in the draft where you’ll take a player like that and don’t get tempted to take them earlier, then, well, that’s what you’re supposed to do anyway. [Patrick - So, what you’re saying is that I shouldn’t draft him like I did Walter Herrmann this year (/taking notes)]

Friday’s Tiny Dancer of the Year

I added this category at the last moment so Nels will have to respond in the comments, but, in the spirit of Friday’s Tiny Dancer, I’ll go with a dancer from the best team in the league this season. First up, the queen bee of the Celtics dancers, Alison:

You can never go wrong with white knee high boots. Never. Finally, Michelle and her barely long enough “jersey” is also enchanting.

Ryan over at HoopsAddict scared up a pretty good selection of bloggers (and others) to give their predictions for the playoffs. I only say it’s a pretty good selection because I got some quotes in there. But, if you’re not drowning in playoff prep material already, or you just can’t get enough of it, go on over and see what some peeps have to say.

I’m typically one not to shill, but I’ll make an exception for this event. While it has been up for a while now, Hardwood Paroxysm is currently running the NBA Blogger Season Awards for 2008. So far so good (in fact, I like the idea so much I’ve already voted). However, one of Hardwood’s categories includes the “best nightly recap” and, surprisingly, GMTR is nowhere to se seen. Best. Nightly. Recap. As in Day X of 170. What a total shaft.

So, if you’ve got a couple spare seconds, head over to Hardwood Paroxysm and give a write-in vote to GMTR for best nightly recap. Why? I’ll give you 7 solid reasons.

1. Unlike some nightly recaps, we’ve posted EVERY SINGLE DAY this season. In fact, Nels even posted on Christmas Day. Now that is dedication.

2. We were on top of the Beno situation from day 20.

3. ESPN and Yahoo are included in the vote? Don’t vote for the machine. Not when Friday’s Tiny Dancers are included.

4. We’ve got photoshopping skillz.

5. Unlike the NBA, we don’t tank at the end of the season. We’ve given you 170 days of solid waiver wire pickups, even when they didn’t exist.

6. Mad Libs

7. The man. The myth. The Chad.

We’ve given you 170 days, give us a couple seconds. Voting is open until April 20th.