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Day 154 of 170: Patience is Rewarded: Elton Brand is Back

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Categorized as: Author: Patrick, Fantasy Basketball
Posted on: April 1st, 2008

Line of the Night: It’s been a long 5 months for those of you holding onto Elton Brand, but your patience has finally been rewarded as Brand returned against the Mavericks in style last night. The man-beast Brand (5.3) showed almost no ill effects of his surgery. Ok, so technically, he didn’t have the highest game score (see Stoudemire, Amare, and Nash, Steve), but Brand could have played the game with oven mitts on his hands and I still might have given him the LotN. Brand was only out on the court for 29 minutes last night, but that short time he went off for 28 points, 13 rebounds, and 3 blocks. He also shot a respectable 11-17 from the floor. If you’ve been willing to stick with Brand over the long season, time to get him back in your lineups ASAP.

Elton Brand Returns!

Honorable Mentions: One could argue that Amare Stoudemire (5.3) had the actual line of the night because his counting stats are just sick. Amare had 41 points, 14 rebounds, and couple steals, while going 17-19 from the line; Steve Nash (5.5) scored 36 while hitting 8 threes and adding 8 assists; Josh Smith (5.2) only missed 2 shots on his way to 26 points, 8 boards, 6 assists, 3 steals, and a block; Jason Kidd (5.0) scored 27 for the Mavs with 4 steals; and Deron Williams (4.6) had 16 assists and 3 steals.

Waiver Wire Line of the Night: With Andrei Kirilenko sitting out his second straight game for the Jazz, CJ Miles (4.4) started and never looked back. In fact, he probably never took is eyes off the rim. Miles shot 12-17 from the floor (4-6 from three), scoring a career-high 29 points, adding 4 rebounds and 5 assists.

Let’s spin the Miami Heat Wheel of Which D-Leaguer is Going to Step Up for Them Tonight! And it stops on Joel Anthony (4.1). The “center” got 30 minutes off the bench against the Pacers and finished with 9 boards, 3 steals and 6 blocks. The man can block an occasional shot, but he’s as one dimensional as Keanu Reeves in… everything.

Speaking of the Pacers and Comebacks: Jermaine O’Neal (2.3) returned for Indiana in a slightly less glorious way than Brand. Coming off the bench in the first, he immediately turned the ball over and then committed a foul on defense. O’Neal finished with 9 points with 2 rebounds in 18 minutes. Still, if you’ve been holding out hope for an O’Neal return this season, get the big guy back in your lineups. You’ve got 8 games left.

Biggest Loser: What happened to Jose Calderon (1.2)? From possible all-star to 18 minutes off the bench? I know TJ Ford is back and all, but 18 minutes? And speaking of the Raptors and their disappearing starters, Andrea Bargnani got 8 minutes last night, scoring 0 points with 2 boards.

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  • http://www.givemetherock.com Nels

    Best. Post. EVER.

  • http://www.fantasybasketballpros.com Farid

    FBP really likes miles too

  • http://www.givemetherock.com Patrick

    c.j. can’t be any worse than the crap AK had been throwing out of late.

  • http://www.givemetherock.com Nels

    I’ve got that crap on my team now, biotch.

  • http://www.givemetherock.com Patrick

    As do I. I have a love/hate relationship with AK.

  • http://www.givemetherock.com Nels

    I was referring to the crap you accuse CJ Miles of bringing. I would never dare have AK on my team. My balls are not made of steel. Which is probably why I will lose to Sarge in the DroppingDime Experts League final (presuming I make the final in the first place). Although, that final would be a matchup for the ages with my Nick Collison and Al Horford against his Marcus Camby and Zydrunas Ilgauskas. Sometimes I wonder how I made it to the playoffs at all. And then I remember how much I heart Chris Paul.

  • http://www.givemetherock.com Patrick

    My intention wasn’t to imply that Miles was crap with that statement. AK, definitely.

    And it’s cool to see you’ve made it to the semi-finals of the dropping dimes league with a supporting crew that includes Nick Collison. Some of my favorite teams of recent memory have been made up of a bunch of spare parts that somehow keep winning. Thanks to injuries, my first place GMTR readers team is running with Quentin Richardson, Josh Boone, and Chris Quinn this week. Of course, I’m losing.

  • http://www.givemetherock.com Patrick

    As I’m sure everyone knows, Brand’s return was a little April fools joke by Nels and I. Don’t go sticking him in your lineup if you’re battling for playoff supremacy this week, we don’t want to be responsible for that. But what I just noticed, if you carefully at the Brand pic I put up, the guy standing waaaaaay in the back of the picture is #34 Aaron Williams, who hasn’t played a minute with the Clips since March 5th of this year. So, the picture has to be from last year. As I said, I just noticed that. Props to anyone who noticed it first.

  • http://www.givemetherock.com Nels

    @7: You forget to mention that you’ve got Chris Paul on that team. CP3 conquers all.

    @8: Actually, I’m pretty sure that is Shaun Livingston, who has played as many games as Brand this season. Either way, smart people will figure it out. And if not, then clearly they are fools.

  • http://www.laballtalk.com LA Ball Talk

    Nice post. I cover the Lakers a lot more than the Clippers but Elton Brand has done a great job in recovering from his injury and I really look forward to seeing what happens to him this offseason and next season. He will be back to his old self again and will make some crazy plays.

    Daniel – http://www.laballtalk.com

  • http://www.givemetherock.com Patrick

    @Nels. Oh, yeah, the dude in the pic is #14. I’m not sure why I got #34 stuck in my head when the only number you can actually see on the jersey is the 4. And the little guy looks a lot more like Livingston than Aaron Williams.

    @LABallTalk – thanks for the complement. I hear Brand should be back for the Clippers sometime this week, which has got to be good news for LA basketball fans. Although I’m sure Bynum coming back would be better news.

  • G

    Is Brand worth picking up for fantasy playoffs? With Kaman out he could get lots of opportunities, if he’s in shape.

  • http://www.givemetherock.com Patrick

    I hear he’s coming back for real either Thursday or Sunday. If you’ve got the bench spot or a disposable player, someone like C.J. Miles or Josh Boone or Chris Quinn, then I’d pick him up for a possible run. He’s Elton Brand. Even in limited minutes, he’s going to be more effective than half the guys in the league.

  • G

    Thanks for the advice. I ended up picking him up for Mo Williams after his game tonight.