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Where in the World is Chris Paul?

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Categorized as: Author: Patrick, New Orleans Hornets, Random Stuff
Posted on: July 1st, 2008

What has Chris Paul been doing during the offseason? Apparently, he’s been hanging out with my cousin at Disney World. At least it’s good to see he’s getting some R&R before the Olympics.

Chris Paul Hanging at Disney

How can I get my hands on one of those VIP tags?

Alternate post title: I see your Thabo and raise you a CP3.

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  • http://www.givemetherock.com Nels

    Well, clearly the V-neck with the wife beater is hard to top. I think mine had a higher DD (that’s Degree of Difficulty for those who haven’t been watching the Olympic trials), though, because: a) Wife is closer relation than cousin (everybody has tons of cousins, not as many people have tons of wives); b) There were way less people at the awards ceremony that Thabo was at; c) Thabo actually spoke at the awards ceremony and my wife interviewed him after his talk (I don’t see any CP3 impressions on the draft in your post); and d) my wife is way hotter than your cousin.

  • http://www.givemetherock.com Patrick

    I’d actually agree that the Thabo meeting had more going for it. Regarding your specific points:

    a) True, I only have one wife as far as I know. And the only NBA player she’d go out of her way to speak with would be Rajon Rondo. In fact, she didn’t even know who Chris Paul was.
    b) Wouldn’t less people at an event make it easier to meet Thabo? Or do you mean that there was less chance of your wife even being at this event than the chance of someone going to Disney World?
    c) This is the big one for me; your wife’s interview did take the encounter up about 3 notches. I haven’t had a chance to talk to my cousin, I’d like to see if he has any comments about Paul and his wife beater.
    d) Yes, and I’m sure seanlb would totally agree with that statement.

  • http://www.givemetherock.com Nels

    I forgot e) My picture looks like a bird landed on Thabo’s head.

    And as far as b) goes, I was going for the odds were lower of people even being there to see the player in questions, but I see your point, so we’ll call that a draw.