Day 3 of 170: You passed on Yao Ming?

Categorized as: Author: Nels, Fantasy Basketball, Houston Rockets
Posted on: October 31st, 2008

I heard My Life on 3 different radio stations in less than 20 minutes last night. This post is dedicated to The Game, and Chris Paul, who’s mind state is, evidently, never out of bounds.

Line of the Night:
Passing on Yao?
Don’t you feel stupid now? (at least for a day)
Dude is throwing it down, 25.5 points per game.
30 and 13 last night,
100% from the stripe.
Who else makes 73% of 15 shots
while taking the time to get two blocks?
Game score of 1.09
and only turning the ball over 3 times.

Honorable Mentions with the Best of Intentions:
Second up, calling Yao a jerk
for taking his Line of the Night is Dirk.
What a white boy gotta do to get respect?
36 points and 14 of 14 free is not enough to check?
How about 2 threes?
Or 7 rees?
Dino, you want the call?
Maybe try passing the ball.

Teammate of Nowitzki
checks in at number thrizee
Jason
gonna pay some
Bills
with the passing skills
12 dimes on the night
and only 1 TO is quite
a ratio
like a statement of: you can’t waive me, yo.

Speaking of waiving,
and people in the grave and
here’s what you do to do what’s right:
Waiver Wire Line of the Night:
Grinding until he dies with the hollas
0.71 belongs to Big Ben Wallace
Back to doing what he do
10 rebounds and 5 swear-word-goes-here blocks too
He knows he don’t have to get the ball in the hoop
Only taking two shots (no free throws), all is good

All good is Clevetown,
not D-Brown,
but D-Gib
look what he did:
25 pizzoints, with 4 threes on 7-1 point 4
guess that’s what you get when only 63 people tryina score.

We already got a Lifetime Achievement Biggest Loser,
y’all already know, cause who else rhymes with Loser?
But leaving the Cavs
ain’t as bad
as playing 21 minutes and only making 1 shot
Yeah, Leo, Bebo, with your 3 TOs, you got caught
Chris Paul made you look like a fool
I hope Terry Porter has detention cause you got taken to school
Yeah, you made a shot,
and Sean May may have not
but I’m sorry son,
there a reason he’s -0.46 and you’re -0.71.

Peace out, and thanks for indulging my long-since-faded dream of being an MC. Watch out, though, cause if there’s positive comments, I might come back with it.

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