Okay… not really. But he did have the Line of the Night.
Line of the Night: Stephen Jackson (1.66) was 6 threes and 4 rebounds short of the quadruple-double. But, he still had 35 points, 6 rebounds, 10 boards, and 4 threes with 0 turnovers. Not a bad night. Oh, and the score of the Double Coupon Golden Ticket? 144-127 in favor of the Warriors. A little bit of I Love The 80’s, anyone?
Honorable Mentions: S-Jax’s partner in crime Kelenna Azubuike (1.38) was second on the night with 22 and 10, adding 3 steals and 2 blocks. His 70% from the field was significantly higher than Jackson’s 45%. They both were perfect from the line, but in K-Azu’s case, that 1-1 won’t help you too much, while Stevie’s 13-13 certainly will.
LeBron James (1.34) scored 47 points (4 threes, 71.4%, 92.9%) in a one-point loss the to Pacers. Tim Duncan (1.25) was actually closer to a quadruple-double than Stephen Jackson with his 27, 9, 8 and 4 blocks. The Big Fun even shot 83.3% from the line!
Waiver Wire Line of the Night: After those 4 top performers, we come to the 5%-owned Joey Graham (1.16). J-Graham had 24 points (1 three, 66.7%, 100%), 6 rebounds, 2 steals, and 3 blocks as he helped the Bosh-less Raptors beat the Jefferson-less Timberwolves. Graham would be a good one-day pickup for his game against the Spurs tonight, but since Bosh is not out for the season like Jefferson, he’s going to be a pretty short-term play.
On a related note – Kevin Love started and played pretty decently in just about 38 minutes. Mike Miller had 43 minutes, but played like Caaa Caaa. Love is only owned in 77% of leagues, so if you’re in a smaller league, you might want to check the Free Agent Pool.
The Biggest Loser: Sports fans who have to heard non-stop chatter about steroids in baseball. If you were the Commish, wouldn’t you think it would be better just to get all the names out there, rather than this year-by-year “Roger Clemens – Everbody freak out now!” “A-Rod – Everybody freak out again!” … I mean, why not just overwhelm all the talking heads out there by dropping the 100-name List Bomb. Boom, Roasted.
Really, though, Mo Williams (-0.43) shot 39% on 18 shots. He did score 15 points (because he took so many shots) and had 6 rebounds, but zeroed out everything else except turnovers, of which he had 3.
All Eyez On Me: Boston @ New Orleans would normally be a good game, but since CP3 is taking it easy until at least after the All Star break, Rajon Rondo won’t have to deal with the number one fantasy player in the league.
Denver @ Orlando could be a good game… Phoenix @ Cleveland is interesting just because of the Amare factor. For the record, I’d give any combination of the the three players their talking about sending from the Bulls (I’m counting the draft pick as a player). I’m not sure about giving up 4 players, but then, Derrick Rose and Amare Stoudemire is a pretty good pick-n-roll Stockton-Malone type combo. Of course, Stockton and Malone never won a championship, so maybe that’s not such a good thing.
The Golden Ticket: Golden State gets a day to recover from the track meet last night, but the Knickerbockers head into LA to take on the Clippers. Luckily, the Clips only average 92 possessions per game (where the Warriors go for 99).
PS: How much would I love to see a team get over 100 possession per game? That would just be Re-Donk.
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