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Line of the Night: LeBron James (2.33) is who we thought he is. And by that I don’t mean a top fantasy pick who can 38 points in 3 quarters by shooting 15-25 from the field. No, I’m pretty sure he’s a guy who can get psyched up for the Championship of Northeastern Ohio but is pretty much okay with blaming his coach instead of himself when the team loses. And the Heat winning 60 of the next 62 games is about the only thing that could change my mind.
Honorable Mentions: LeBron’s sometimes sidekick, sometimes captain Dwyane Wade (1.66) had a near triple-double with 22 points, 9 rebounds, and 9 assists, with 3 steals, while going 10-16 from the field.
There were only two games last night (good planning, NBA schedulers!) so obviously the rest of lines are going to be dominated by the Heat and the Warriors with a sprinkling of Suns. Daniel Gibson was really the only one of the Cavs who didn’t completely embarrass himself.
Dorell Wright (1.55) was pretty close to a triple-double: 10 points, 10 rebounds, 7 assists and 2 blocks. James Jones (1.53) continued to do Mike Miller’s job, scoring 18 points off of 5 threes and adding 6 rebounds. Monta Ellis (1.28) played all 48 minutes of the game against the Suns and ended the loss with 38 points, 7 assists and 3 threes.
Waiver Wire Line of the Night: With only two games, we have to get down to #12 on the night before we find Ramon Sessions and his 11 points and 7 assists. I didn’t watch the second half of that Heat game (oh no! I missed LeBron’s 24 points in the 3rd quarter!) but I imagine much of Sessions’ 22 minutes came when the Cavs realized that the Destroyer of Worlds Northeastern Ohio had come for vengeance.
Pick Up Lines: Honestly, it’s not even worth pointing out any other performances.
Biggest Loser: How much longer are owners in 69% of leagues going to continue hanging on to J.J. Hickson (-0.80)? If his 6 points and 4 rebounds weren’t enough to make you look elsewhere, what’s a guy gotta do?
On Tap: Dallas @ Utah is a game with two teams with good records. I wouldn’t make either of their players my top choice in a daily fantasy basketball betting type situation since they’re both fairly slow and play good defense. If you’re looking for that, how about the Clippers @ Denver. There’s some explosive potential there. Plus I kind of want to see every Blake Griffin highlight available.
Chicago @ Boston is another not-so-fantasy-friendly game, but it’s probably got the most emotion if you’re hoping to recreate some approximation of last night’s dazzling display of players getting hyped for a game.
The Golden Rule: They may be right by each other alphabetically, but the New York Knicks and the New Orleans Hornets are pretty far apart in Possessions Per Game (98 vs 90). Hopefully for fantasy owners, the Knicks style will prevail and Chris Paul will actually get some points to go with his assists.
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Tags: Dorrell Wright, Dwyane Wade, James Jones, LeBron James, Monta Ellis, Ramon Sessions