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Archive for March, 2011

Sorry Erik, I gotta take down the picture of Natalie Portman and Mila Kunis kissing

Posted by Nels on March 20th, 2011 filed in Author: Nels, Diatribes, Summer Movie Blockbuster Spectacular

My second favorite part of this is that they want me to take down the “Black Swan sex scene pictures” (which I am now using as a tag for this blog just to see what happens). I am amused by the fact that even though the picture in question was just two attractive women gazing [...]

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Day 145 of 170: Life is a Party and Tony Allen is Bringing the Energy

Posted by Patrick on March 20th, 2011 filed in Author: Patrick

Line of the Night/ Waiver Wire Line of the Night : Strange things happen at the end of the NBA season. For the third straight day, the best line of the night goes to a waiver wire player. And that is Tony Allen (2.28), who scored 19 points, with 11 rebounds, 6 assists and 6 [...]

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Day 144 of 170: Lots of Games, Only One Winner

Posted by Nels on March 19th, 2011 filed in Author: Nels, Fantasy Basketball, Milwaukee Bucks

Line of the Night/Waiver Wire Line of the Night: There were 12 games last night, which means that 80% of the teams in the NBA were playing, and yet – for the second night in row – one man has won both Line of the Night and Waiver Wire LotN. This time, that man is [...]

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Everything You Need to Know To Win Your Fantasy League

Posted by Patrick on March 18th, 2011 filed in Author: Patrick, Fantasy Basketball Strategy

It is that time of year: with only a few weeks left in the NBA season, it’s either playoff time in H2H leagues or the final stretch run in rotisserie leagues. Congratulations if your team is in striking distance of your league’s championship. Now, how can you bring it home? Are there ways to exploit [...]

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Day 143 of 170: Today It Is Friday

Posted by Nels on March 18th, 2011 filed in Author: Nels, Fantasy Basketball, Random Stuff, Videos

And in case you didn’t know, that means: Yesterday was Thursday. Tomorrow is Saturday. And Sunday comes afterwards. I’m pretty sure yesterday was also technically St. Patrick’s Day, but that’s not really funny, and all the NBA does for that is make players who don’t normally wear green jerseys wear them so that the Sterninator [...]

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Day 142 of 170: I’m C.J. Miles, Bitch

Posted by Patrick on March 17th, 2011 filed in Author: Patrick

Line of the Night/Waiver Wire Line of the Night: Two games after being inserted into the starting lineup for Raja Bell, C.J. Miles (2.47) went off against the Wolves, scoring a career high 40 points on 6-7 from three and 14-18 overall. You’ve got to love that performance if you are a Miles owner fighting [...]

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