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Puck the Frimaries, I’m voting for dance teams

Posted by Rachel on March 11th, 2008 filed in Author: Rachel, Diatribes, NBA Cheerleaders

Since there’s some news of the Heat, now seems like a good time to chime in. Starting right now, and continuing through April 3rd, you can vote for your favorite NBA Dance Team. It’s like March Madness, except the cheerleaders dancers just show their mini dresses and underwear instead of full frontal nudity. All classy [...]

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All Star Preview : Rachel Style

Posted by Rachel on January 24th, 2008 filed in Author: Rachel, NBA Cheerleaders

Well, Nels basically grovelled and begged me to come back. I knew it was coming. I read the site (most days). I know he’s scared as hell that that Mrs. Fantasy is actually going to provide better fantasy analysis than him. Just him though. No one is going to beat Patrick. He’s unstoppable. Nels, though? [...]

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Fantasy Team Preview: Orlando Magic

In trying to crank out the Team Previews and actually get them finished, I let Rachel take one off my hands. I’m sure no one will notice.

Addition by subtraction and then addition. That’s what the Magic did. They let Darko and Grant Hill go and landed Rashard Lewis. The Magic Dancers are hoping for the [...]

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Your Summer Reading List (part 1)

Posted by Patrick on June 30th, 2007 filed in Author: Rachel, Fantasy Basketball

My good buddy Matt Buser (full disclosure: I don’t know Matt Buser) has already broken down the fantasy implications of this year’s NBA draft. I love that kind of fantasy basketball dedication. Like a nice vodka tonic, it gives me a warm fuzzy feeling in the pit of my stomach. However, I don’t know if [...]

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NBA Finals Preview – Rachel Style

Posted by Rachel on June 7th, 2007 filed in Author: Rachel, Cleveland Cavaliers, NBA Cheerleaders, NBA Finals, San Antonio Spurs

Tonight we’ve got the start of the Finals. I’m sure you can find a preview of it somewhere… but right here I’m going to do it the way you’ve come to expect from Rachel. Yup. Cheerleader style.
I’m leaning towards the Cavs in this one based on their ability to put out 10 videos to the [...]

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NBA All-Star Dancers

So the NBA Dancer All-Star Team is set. Anyone else think it’s kind of lame that they made it all PC with one dancer from every team? Next year, it should be like the real All-Stars with everyone voting among all the cheerleaders in the league. I’m sure NBA.com would get a lot [...]

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The Pussycat Dolls don’t totally suck – I sort of promise

Posted by Rachel on December 21st, 2006 filed in Author: Rachel, Random Stuff, Videos

There’s some sort of brou-ha-ha brewing like beer with the NBA bloggers… It involves the Pussycat Dolls and their promo for the Heat/Lakers game on Christmas Day. Yeah, it sucks all right. But, I’ve danced to the PCD (that’s what they’re called when you say the name enough that you need to [...]

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